english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
When you realize you have school in a few days.
Gerard is playing a string of headline shows in the U.S. in October. Tickets go on sale this Wednesday, August 27.
10/12/14 San Francisco, CA (The Fillmore)
10/13/14 West Hollywood, CA (Troubadour)
10/14/14 Los Angeles, CA (The Fonda Theatre)
10/17/14 Philadelphia, PA (Trocadero Theatre)